мета-тэг

Форум "РазговорниК" - душевные беседы на различные жизненные темы за чашечкой кофе/чая.

Информация о пользователе

Привет, Гость! Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь.



ХОРОШИЕ анекдоты

Сообщений 451 страница 456 из 456

451

Будучи порядочным человеком, я спросил на стойке регистрации в отеле - Что, канал порно в моём телевизоре, конечно, выключен?? - Нет, ответила мне милая девушка. Он работает. Это №39, старый извращенец...

0

452

BK написал(а):

Это №39,

отстала я от жизни, может кто пояснит? http://i028.radikal.ru/0803/39/204e4382f2f1.gif

0

453

BK написал(а):

Что, канал порно в моём телевизоре, конечно, выключен??

Старче, ну вообще-то порно можно смотреть и в Интернете. Причем, давно уже такое придумали. И тематику можно самому выбирать!
Тоже не знаю, что это за №39...

0

454

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

0

455

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said -
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." -
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"  A little fellow shouted -
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

0

456

Старче, это ты кому?

0